we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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