no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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