ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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