I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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