Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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