He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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