You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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