so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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