She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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