yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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