Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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