Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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