Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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