im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We talked him into tasing himself.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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