okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Enjoy the penises
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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