no. you can't hotbox the world.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
