I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
someone owes me an orgasm
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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