the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
What drink are we having for lunch?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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