i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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