Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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