So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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