You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
