K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
accomplished twins. life is a go
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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