Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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