Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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