This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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