just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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