Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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