That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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