..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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