Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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