I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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