I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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