so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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