Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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