Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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