I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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