He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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