You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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