my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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