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i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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