Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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