In the future we'll all be gay
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.