some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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