just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
what food is Colorado known for?