It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.