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New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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