I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
im holly from the hills drunk
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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