In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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