Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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