did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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