Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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