Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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