Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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