My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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