the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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